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Me & My Dad telling My Step Mom I'm Gay
- Step Mom: Our Server was checking you out, Haley.
- Me: Uh, that's nice.
- Step Mom: What, you don't think he's cute?
- Dad: She's Gay Tammy.
- (Awkward Silence)
- Step-Mom: Well whats so good about eating Pussy?
- Me: Excu-
- Dad: Tammy, my daughter is gay. She eats Pussy; Yes, but it's not just about eating Pussy. She loves the Pussy, she admires the Pussy, she tends to the Pussy, she moves inside the Pussy . . . She is one with the Pussy, because, my daughter is Gay . . . She loves the Pussy.
- (Longest Awkward Silence Ever)
- Me: You said Pussy like 5 times . . .
- Dad: 8 times Hunny, now finish your Burger.
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people I call "dude."
- male friends: dude
- female friends: dude
- cis friends: dude
- queer friends: dude
- trans* friends: dude
- my parents: dude
- my boss: dude
- the president: mr. dude
- the queen: your dudeness
- the pope: holy dude
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omg…
that guy deserves a fucking medal
HE NEEDS A FUCKING REWARD
THAT WAS FUCKING BEAUTIFUL. I’m crying. Wah. Things that deserve to be talked about=this.
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amazingphil-found-your-blog-and:
How different would the series have been if the sorting hat was placed on Harry’s head, and immediately yelled “HUFFLEPUFF!”?
Maybe he’d find the horcruxes faster
I SLAPPED MYSELF BY ACCIDENT
LOL 32,000 notes, how many of them understand the reference?
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holy mother of chocolate it’s like porn
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When celebrities actually appreciate your fandom’s fan-fiction and fanart.
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disney channel is like that one close friend you had when you were younger that grew up to be an asshole
i have never found a more accurate post about disney channel
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AND THE BEST PARENT AWARD GOES TO: JOHN GREEN
dying
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